Ass Don’t Smell


Ass Don’t Smell

Bob…..Kevin Nealon
Male Co-Worker #1…..Rob Schneider
Male Co-Worker #2…..David Spade
Male Co-Worker #3…..Tim Meadows


Bob: Let me bring you up to date on the Civic Center project..

Male Co-Worker #1: [ sniffing the air ] Did somebody step insomething?

Bob: I had Ted draw these up over the weekend..

Male Co-Worker #1: Oh, come on! Doesn’t anybody else smell it?

[ turns around and disgusts tow other co-workers with the smell from his ass ]

Bob: I think we’ve finally solved the underground garage problem..

Male Co-Worker #1: I’m sorry. I can’t concentrate. Can’t we do thisover the phone?

Male Co-Worker #2: Yes!

[ everyone leaves the office, leaving confused ] [ SUPER: The Next Day ]

Bob: [ notices Ass Don’t Smell canister on his desk ] Ass Don’t Smell?[ thinking ] Hmm.. maybe osmebody’s trying to tell me something..

Announcer: Scrubbing doesn’t work; perfumes only cover it up; and whohas the time to soak? Forget all that junk, and step up to Ass Don’t Smell.

[ SUPER: A Week Later ]

Male Co-Worker #3: Hey, Bob! Congratulations on the CivicCenter project!

Bob: Thanks!

Male Co-Worker #3: [ notices canister in Bob’s locker ] Huh? AssDon’t Smell? But your ass doesn’t smell.

Bob: [ smiling confidently ] Exactly.

Announcer: Ass Don’t Smell. The name says it all. Now, in newtamper-proof package.

SNL Transcripts

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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