Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 18: Episode 12
92l: Luke Perry / Mick Jagger
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Jack Handey V/O:
I bet the main reason
the police keep people away
from a plane crash is
they don’t want anybody walking in
and lying down in the crash stuff,
then, when somebody comes up,
act like they just woke up
and go, “What was THAT?!”
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