SNL Transcripts: Luke Perry: 02/06/93: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 18: Episode 12

92l: Luke Perry / Mick Jagger

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Jack Handey V/O:
I bet the main reason
the police keep people away
from a plane crash is
they don’t want anybody walking in
and lying down in the crash stuff,
then, when somebody comes up,
act like they just woke up
and go, “What was THAT?!”

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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