SNL Transcripts: Luke Perry: 02/06/93: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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  Season 18: Episode 12

92l: Luke Perry / Mick Jagger

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Jack Handey V/O:
I bet the main reason
the police keep people away
from a plane crash is
they don’t want anybody walking in
and lying down in the crash stuff,
then, when somebody comes up,
act like they just woke up
and go, “What was THAT?!”

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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