February 13th, 1993
Dateline NBCRecurring Characters: Toonces the Driving Cat.
Alec Baldwin’s MonologueTranscript
Cluckin’ ChickenSummary: The disembodied head of Clucky the Cluckin’ Chicken (Adam Sandler) narrates the tale of how chickens are chopped and prepared for mass consumption and excretion.
Note: Repeat from 11/21/92.
The Chris Farley ShowSummary: A very nervous Chris Farley stumbles through an interview with Paul McCartney. He’s ultimately more at ease asking McCartney about the “Terminator” movie.
Paul McCartney performs “Get Out of My Way”
Weekend Update with Kevin NealonSummary: Adam Sandler performs his song “Red-Hooded Sweatshirt”, with audience participation from Paul and Linda McCartney.
Soap Opera DigestSummary: Helen De Santo (Julia Sweeney) interviews Trent Derek (Aec Baldwin), a soap opera actor who mangles the pronunciations of major medical terminology.
The GapRecurring Characters: Christy, Lucy, Cindy.
Naked Woman Theatre
Daily AffirmationRecurring Characters: Stuart Smalley.
Paul McCartney performs “Biker Like An Icon”
The BodyguardRecurring Characters: Whitney Houston.
Paul McCartney performs “Hey Jude”