Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 18: Episode 13
]]>
Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
February 13th, 1993
Alec Baldwin
Paul McCartney
None
Linda McCartney
Dateline NBCRecurring Characters: Toonces the Driving Cat.
Montage
Alec Baldwin’s MonologueTranscript
Cluckin’ ChickenSummary: The disembodied head of Clucky the Cluckin’ Chicken (Adam Sandler) narrates the tale of how chickens are chopped and prepared for mass consumption and excretion.
Note: Repeat from 11/21/92.
The Mimic
The Chris Farley ShowSummary: A very nervous Chris Farley stumbles through an interview with Paul McCartney. He’s ultimately more at ease asking McCartney about the “Terminator” movie.
Transcript
Paul McCartney performs “Get Out of My Way”
Weekend Update with Kevin NealonSummary: Adam Sandler performs his song “Red-Hooded Sweatshirt”, with audience participation from Paul and Linda McCartney.
Soap Opera DigestSummary: Helen De Santo (Julia Sweeney) interviews Trent Derek (Aec Baldwin), a soap opera actor who mangles the pronunciations of major medical terminology.
Transcript
The GapRecurring Characters: Christy, Lucy, Cindy.
Transcript
Naked Woman Theatre
Daily AffirmationRecurring Characters: Stuart Smalley.
Paul McCartney performs “Biker Like An Icon”
The BodyguardRecurring Characters: Whitney Houston.
French ClassTranscript
Paul McCartney performs “Hey Jude”
Goodnights
