March 13th, 1993
Mary J. Blige
Richmeister in WacoSummary: Self-proclaimed Messiah David Koresh (Mike Myers) will enforce God’s will in Waco, Texas, but first must contend with his copy guy, Richard Laymer (Rob Schneider).
Recurring Characters: Richard Laymer.
John Goodman’s MonologueSummary: With backing vocals from 60’s group The Bravados, John Goodman sings their classic hit “So Much In Love.”
Wilson Countersink FlangesSummary: The technical jargon is self-explanatory.
Bear and The BrainSummary: In high school, Bear (John Goodman) acted as bodyguard for the Brain (David Spade). But when Bear visits the Brain in college, he finds that Ox (Chris Farley) is the new protector in town.
Let’s Talk and Talk and Talk About the MoviesSummary: Mabel Blaster (Julia Sweeney) interviews Jeremy Hoffman (John Goodman), the producer of a series of sequels to the sci-fi classic “Soylent Green.”
Recurring Characters: Charlton Heston.
Deep ThoughtsSummary: Jack Handey expresses his annoyance for cheap people.
Mary J. Blige performs “Reminisce”
Weekend Update with Kevin NealonRecurring Characters: Buster Jenkins.
How’d You Do That?Recurring Characters: Linda Richman.
Linda Richman’s CruiseRecurring Characters: Linda Richman.
Block PartyRecurring Characters: Mr. Henry, Canteen Boy.
Mary J. Blige performs “Sweet Thing”
Deep ThoughtsSummary: Jack Handey compares wise men to stupid men.
To Be Sure, It’s Time to Rock!
The Man Without A Shout