SNL Transcripts: John Goodman: 03/13/93: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey



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  Season 18: Episode 15


92o: John Goodman / Mary J. Blige

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Jack Handey V/O:
I can’t stand cheap people.
It makes me real mad
when someone says something like,
“Hey, when are you going to pay me
that $100 you owe me?” or
“Do you have that $50 you borrowed?”
Man, quit being so cheap!

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