SNL Transcripts: John Goodman: 03/13/93: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 18: Episode 15


92o: John Goodman / Mary J. Blige

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Jack Handey V/O:
I can’t stand cheap people.
It makes me real mad
when someone says something like,
“Hey, when are you going to pay me
that $100 you owe me?” or
“Do you have that $50 you borrowed?”
Man, quit being so cheap!

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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