SNL Transcripts: John Goodman: 03/13/93: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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  Season 18: Episode 15

92o: John Goodman / Mary J. Blige

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Jack Handey V/O:
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand
and envision a whole universe.
But the stupid man will just lay down
on some seaweed and roll around until
he’s completely draped in it.
Then he’ll stand up and go,
“Hey, I’m Vine Man.”

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