Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 18: Episode 15
92o: John Goodman / Mary J. Blige
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Jack Handey V/O:
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand
and envision a whole universe.
But the stupid man will just lay down
on some seaweed and roll around until
he’s completely draped in it.
Then he’ll stand up and go,
“Hey, I’m Vine Man.”
