SNL Transcripts: Jason Alexander: 04/10/93: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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  Season 18: Episode 17

92q: Jason Alexander / Peter Gabriel

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Jack Handey V/O:
I wish outer space guys
would conquer the Earth
and make people their pets,
because I’d like to have one of those
little beds with my name on it.

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