Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 18: Episode 17
92q: Jason Alexander / Peter Gabriel
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Jack Handey V/O:
When people say that the desert is lifeless,
it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell,
“Why you stupid, stupid person!”
Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is,
and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life.
