Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 18: Episode 19
92s: Christina Applegate / Midnight Oil
Nerf Crotch Bat
Kid #1…..Chris Farley
Kid #2…..Rob Schneider
[ two kids dressed in neon-style clothing stare into the camera ]
Kid #1: More power!
Kid #2: More fun!
Kid #1: More trouble!
[ they slam Nerf Crotchbat into each other’s crotches ]
Together: Nerf Crotchbat!
[ show scores of kids hitting each other in the crotch with Nerf Crotchbat ]
Jingle: “It’s a crotch surprise, it’ll give you a kick!
Nerf! Nerf! Nerf! Nerf! Nerf Crotchbat!”
Announcer: Nerf Croctchbat. With 6 different hot neon crotch colors and styles.
Jingle: “When it comes to Nerf, you will know the difference
as you hit the turf!
Nerf! Nerf! Nerf! Nerf! Nerf Crotchbat!”
Announcer: Fun for kids. Fun for adults. Fun for the whole family. Nerf Crocthbat.
[ Parents join in the fun of smacking one another in the crotch ]
Nerf Crotchbat. For high-swinging crotchbattin’ action, Nerf Crotchbat, or it’s nothing.
Together: Nerf Crotchbat!
Announcer: Now available in stores – Nerf Crotch Missile.
[ kid steps on pedal, sending Crotch Missile flying at second kid’s crotch ]
And Nerf Nerf. Not for use with crotch.
