SNL Transcripts: Christina Applegate: 05/08/93: Nerf Crotch Bat


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 18: Episode 19

92s: Christina Applegate / Midnight Oil

Nerf Crotch Bat

Kid #1…..Chris Farley
Kid #2…..Rob Schneider

[ two kids dressed in neon-style clothing stare into the camera ]

Kid #1: More power!

Kid #2: More fun!

Kid #1: More trouble!

[ they slam Nerf Crotchbat into each other’s crotches ]

Together: Nerf Crotchbat!

[ show scores of kids hitting each other in the crotch with Nerf Crotchbat ]

Jingle: “It’s a crotch surprise, it’ll give you a kick!
Nerf! Nerf! Nerf! Nerf! Nerf Crotchbat!”

Announcer: Nerf Croctchbat. With 6 different hot neon crotch colors and styles.

Jingle: “When it comes to Nerf, you will know the difference
as you hit the turf!

Nerf! Nerf! Nerf! Nerf! Nerf Crotchbat!”

Announcer: Fun for kids. Fun for adults. Fun for the whole family. Nerf Crocthbat.

[ Parents join in the fun of smacking one another in the crotch ]

Nerf Crotchbat. For high-swinging crotchbattin’ action, Nerf Crotchbat, or it’s nothing.

Together: Nerf Crotchbat!

Announcer: Now available in stores – Nerf Crotch Missile.

[ kid steps on pedal, sending Crotch Missile flying at second kid’s crotch ]

And Nerf Nerf. Not for use with crotch.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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