SNL Transcripts: Charles Barkley: 09/25/93

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September 25th, 1993

Charles Barkley


Muggsy Bogues

Skid Row


Nirvana, “Rape Me”

  • A Message From the President of the United States

    President Clinton (Phil Hartman) unveils new Health Care bill.

    Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.

  • Charles Barkley’s Monologue

    Barney the Dinosaur is creamed in one-on-one match with Barkley.

  • NCI Long Distance

    NCI will do anything possible to be your phone company.

  • Larry King Live

    Larry King (Kevin Nealon) subjects Burt Reynolds (Phil Hartman) to truth serum.

    Recurring Characters: Larry King, Burt Reynolds.

  • Daily Affirmation

    Stuart Smalley (Al Franken) brings Barkley and Muggsy Bogues together.

    Recurring Characters: Stuart Smalley.

  • Nirvana performs “Heart-Shaped Box”

  • Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

  • Gap Girls

    Kristy (David Spade) and Lucy (Adam Sandler) recall night with Skid Row.

    Recurring Characters: Kristy, Lucy.

  • Coffee Talk

    Linda Richman (Mike Myers) takes calls on Yom Kippur.

    Recurring Characters: Linda Richman.

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    Who would be better off dead.

  • Charles Barkley’s Big & Tall Men’s Store

    Clothing store to meet basketball players’ fashion needs.

  • You Put Your Weed In It

    Tribal store owner (Rob Schneider) sells artifacts for bongs.

  • What’s That?

    Game show contestants try to determine the sex of various people.

  • Nirvana performs “Rape Me”

  • Donkey Basketball

    Barkley teaches youngsters the finer points of the sport.

  • “Office Space, part 1”

    Milton stews when his tiny office is used for storage.

  • Goodnights

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