SNL Transcripts: Charles Barkley: 09/25/93

Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:

September 25th, 1993

Charles Barkley


Muggsy Bogues

Skid Row


Nirvana, “Rape Me”

  • A Message From the President of the United States

    President Clinton (Phil Hartman) unveils new Health Care bill.

    Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.

  • Charles Barkley’s Monologue

    Barney the Dinosaur is creamed in one-on-one match with Barkley.

  • NCI Long Distance

    NCI will do anything possible to be your phone company.

  • Larry King Live

    Larry King (Kevin Nealon) subjects Burt Reynolds (Phil Hartman) to truth serum.

    Recurring Characters: Larry King, Burt Reynolds.

  • Daily Affirmation

    Stuart Smalley (Al Franken) brings Barkley and Muggsy Bogues together.

    Recurring Characters: Stuart Smalley.

  • Nirvana performs “Heart-Shaped Box”

  • Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

  • Gap Girls

    Kristy (David Spade) and Lucy (Adam Sandler) recall night with Skid Row.

    Recurring Characters: Kristy, Lucy.

  • Coffee Talk

    Linda Richman (Mike Myers) takes calls on Yom Kippur.

    Recurring Characters: Linda Richman.

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    Who would be better off dead.

  • Charles Barkley’s Big & Tall Men’s Store

    Clothing store to meet basketball players’ fashion needs.

  • You Put Your Weed In It

    Tribal store owner (Rob Schneider) sells artifacts for bongs.

  • What’s That?

    Game show contestants try to determine the sex of various people.

  • Nirvana performs “Rape Me”

  • Donkey Basketball

    Barkley teaches youngsters the finer points of the sport.

  • “Office Space, part 1”

    Milton stews when his tiny office is used for storage.

  • Goodnights

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  • Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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