SNL Transcripts: Shannen Doherty: 10/02/93

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October 2nd, 1993

Shannen Doherty

Cypress Hill

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Operaman Plays the Scratch Lottery

Operaman (Adam Sandler) loses by a single digit.

Recurring Characters: Operaman.

Shannen Doherty’s Monologue

Doherty’s wedding video displays her thirst for violence.

Crystal Gravy

Now you can see your meat!

The Real World

Hatred among stereotypes includes poor white trash from Tulsa (Doherty).

The Denise Show

Brian (Adam Sandler) won’t remove ex-girlfriend Denise (Doherty) from head.

Recurring Characters: Brian, Brian’s Dad.

Cypress Hill performs “Insane In The Brain”

Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

Rob Schneider’s wacky sports bloopers are just bad plays.

Ike Turner (Tim Meadows) throws a cake at Kevin Nealon.

Recurring Characters: Ike Turner.

Is It Date Rape?

Antioch students answer quiz show scenarios.

The Relapse Guy

Relapse Guy (Chris Farley) continually falls off the wagon.

Noah & Frans

Hairdressers (Tim Meadows, Phil Hartman) mind Doherty.

Salem Bitch Trials

Bitch in Salem (Doherty) is accused and convicted.

Cypress Hill performs “I Ain’t Goin’ Out Like That”

A Message From Michael Eisner

Eisner (Phil Hartman) reminds tourists that North Florida is safer than South Florida.

Goodnights

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