SNL Transcripts: Shannen Doherty: 10/02/93


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October 2nd, 1993

Shannen Doherty

Cypress Hill

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  • Operaman Plays the Scratch Lottery

    Operaman (Adam Sandler) loses by a single digit.

    Recurring Characters: Operaman.

  • Shannen Doherty’s Monologue

    Doherty’s wedding video displays her thirst for violence.

  • Crystal Gravy

    Now you can see your meat!

  • The Real World

    Hatred among stereotypes includes poor white trash from Tulsa (Doherty).

  • The Denise Show

    Brian (Adam Sandler) won’t remove ex-girlfriend Denise (Doherty) from head.

    Recurring Characters: Brian, Brian’s Dad.

  • Cypress Hill performs “Insane In The Brain”

  • Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

    Rob Schneider’s wacky sports bloopers are just bad plays.

    Ike Turner (Tim Meadows) throws a cake at Kevin Nealon.

    Recurring Characters: Ike Turner.

  • Is It Date Rape?

    Antioch students answer quiz show scenarios.

  • The Relapse Guy

    Relapse Guy (Chris Farley) continually falls off the wagon.

  • Noah & Frans

    Hairdressers (Tim Meadows, Phil Hartman) mind Doherty.

  • Salem Bitch Trials

    Bitch in Salem (Doherty) is accused and convicted.

  • Cypress Hill performs “I Ain’t Goin’ Out Like That”

  • A Message From Michael Eisner

    Eisner (Phil Hartman) reminds tourists that North Florida is safer than South Florida.

  • Goodnights

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    • Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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