October 9th, 1993
Musical artists sing to protest Michael Jordan retirement.
Audience members think the action in “Jurassic Park” was real.
(Repeat) See: 05/08/93.
Subway rider (Goldblum) thinks guitarist’s (Rob Schnieder) songs are about him.
Baseball fan (Goldblum) is angry when others don’t appreciate his wave.
Norm MacDonald doesn’t like idea of being anal-raped in prison.
Joe (Goldblum) is made fun of for dancing like an idiot in a club.
Goldblum rents movies from obnoxious video store owner Karl (David Spade).
Recurring Characters: Karl.
Canteen Boy (Adam Sandler) is teased at neighborhood garage sale.
Recurring Characters: Canteen Boy.
Walken (Jay Mohr) and other celebrities wait impatiently to receive calls.
Recurring Characters: Christopher Walken.
Talk show host (Goldblum) overthinks presentation of historical panel.