SNL Transcripts: Jeff Goldblum: 10/09/93


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Special Guests:

October 9th, 1993

Jeff Goldblum


Laura Dern

  • Rock For Michael

    Musical artists sing to protest Michael Jordan retirement.

  • Jeff Goldblum’s Monologue

    Audience members think the action in “Jurassic Park” was real.

  • Nerf Crotchbats

    (Repeat) See: 05/08/93.

  • Subway Guitarist

    Subway rider (Goldblum) thinks guitarist’s (Rob Schnieder) songs are about him.

  • The Wave

    Baseball fan (Goldblum) is angry when others don’t appreciate his wave.

  • Aerosmith performs “Cryin'”

  • Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

    Ellen Cleghorne.

    Norm MacDonald doesn’t like idea of being anal-raped in prison.

  • Dance Club

    Joe (Goldblum) is made fun of for dancing like an idiot in a club.

  • Karl’s Video Store

    Goldblum rents movies from obnoxious video store owner Karl (David Spade).

    Recurring Characters: Karl.

  • Canteen Boy

    Canteen Boy (Adam Sandler) is teased at neighborhood garage sale.

    Recurring Characters: Canteen Boy.

  • Aerosmith performs “Sweet Emotion”

  • Christopher Walken’s Celebrity Psychic Friends Network

    Walken (Jay Mohr) and other celebrities wait impatiently to receive calls.

    Recurring Characters: Christopher Walken.

  • History’s Great Over-Thinkers

    Talk show host (Goldblum) overthinks presentation of historical panel.

  • Goodnights

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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