October 23rd, 1993
Billy Joel, “All About Soul”
Phillies spit tobacco on Anne Murray (Melanie Hutsell) as she sings “O Canada”.
Malkovich has trouble hitting a baseball into the audience.
Electronic post-it notes, for the rest of us.
Lyle (Malkovich) & Erik Menendez (Rob Schneider) pretend to have brothers.
Guests are troublemakers who ruined simple pleasures for millions.
John Kruk (Chris Farley) has missed the World Series to give commentary.
Recurring Characters: Charleton Heston.
Mitch Leary (Malkovich) dials wrong numbers in his pursuit.
On wanting more money.
Family-friendly version has two Lennies (Chris Farley, Malkovich).
Recurring Characters: Michael Eisner.
James Carville (Malkovich) urges Hillary Clinton (Jan Hooks) to run for President.
Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton.