SNL Transcripts: John Malkovich: 10/23/93


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October 23rd, 1993

John Malkovich

Billy Joel

Jan Hooks

Billy Joel, “All About Soul”

  • World Series

    Phillies spit tobacco on Anne Murray (Melanie Hutsell) as she sings “O Canada”.

  • John Malkovich’s Monologue

    Malkovich has trouble hitting a baseball into the audience.

  • McIntosh Post-it Notes

    Electronic post-it notes, for the rest of us.

  • Court TV

    Lyle (Malkovich) & Erik Menendez (Rob Schneider) pretend to have brothers.

  • Ruining It For Everyone

    Guests are troublemakers who ruined simple pleasures for millions.

  • Billy Joel performs “The River of Dreams”

  • Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

    John Kruk (Chris Farley) has missed the World Series to give commentary.

  • Theatre Stories

    Recurring Characters: Charleton Heston.

  • In The Line of Fire

    Mitch Leary (Malkovich) dials wrong numbers in his pursuit.

  • Deep Thoughts

    On wanting more money.

  • Disney’s “Of Mice and Men”

    Family-friendly version has two Lennies (Chris Farley, Malkovich).

    Recurring Characters: Michael Eisner.

  • Billy Joel performs “All About Soul”

  • Carville’s Visit

    James Carville (Malkovich) urges Hillary Clinton (Jan Hooks) to run for President.

    Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton.

  • Goodnights

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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