SNL Transcripts: Christian Slater: 10/30/93

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October 30th, 1993

Christian Slater

Smashing Pumpkins

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Smashing Pumpkins, “Cherub Rock”

Coffee Talk

Recurring Characters: Linda Richman.

Christian Slater’s Monologue

Slater goes trick-or-treating through the studio halls.

Mmmph?

(Repeat) See: 04/17/93.

Matt Foley

Matt Foley (Chris Farley) attempts to motivate Halloween pranksters.

Recurring Characters: Matt Foley.

Sassy’s Sassiest Boys

Russell Clarke (Phil Hartman) is blind to perils of loving to say “Sassy!”

Recurring Characters: Russell Clarke, Joey Lawrence.

Smashing Pumpkins performs “Cherub Rock”

Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

Queen Shenequa (Ellen Cleghorne) delivers commentary about Whoopi Goldberg.

Adam Sandler gives Halloween costume ideas involving the face.

Recurring Characters: Queen Shenequa.

Naming The Band

Teenagers with musical aspirations can’t settle on a name for their band.

You Put Your Weed In It

The Vallencourts

Smashing Pumpkins performs “Today”

Joke Headlines

Joke headline writer (Slater) thinks all his customers are idiots.

Recurring Characters: Canteen Boy.

Trent Markham, Lung Doctor

Dr. Markham (Phil Hartman) fails to see link betwen cigarettes and cancer.

Goodnights

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