SNL Transcripts: Christian Slater: 10/30/93


Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:

October 30th, 1993

Christian Slater

Smashing Pumpkins


Smashing Pumpkins, “Cherub Rock”

  • Coffee Talk

    Recurring Characters: Linda Richman.

  • Christian Slater’s Monologue

    Slater goes trick-or-treating through the studio halls.

  • Mmmph?

    (Repeat) See: 04/17/93.

  • Matt Foley

    Matt Foley (Chris Farley) attempts to motivate Halloween pranksters.

    Recurring Characters: Matt Foley.

  • Sassy’s Sassiest Boys

    Russell Clarke (Phil Hartman) is blind to perils of loving to say “Sassy!”

    Recurring Characters: Russell Clarke, Joey Lawrence.

  • Smashing Pumpkins performs “Cherub Rock”

  • Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

    Queen Shenequa (Ellen Cleghorne) delivers commentary about Whoopi Goldberg.

    Adam Sandler gives Halloween costume ideas involving the face.

    Recurring Characters: Queen Shenequa.

  • Naming The Band

    Teenagers with musical aspirations can’t settle on a name for their band.

  • You Put Your Weed In It
  • The Vallencourts
  • Smashing Pumpkins performs “Today”

  • Joke Headlines

    Joke headline writer (Slater) thinks all his customers are idiots.

    Recurring Characters: Canteen Boy.

  • Trent Markham, Lung Doctor

    Dr. Markham (Phil Hartman) fails to see link betwen cigarettes and cancer.

  • Goodnights

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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