SNL Transcripts: Rosie O’Donnell: 11/13/93


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  Season 19: Episode 6

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


November 13th, 1993

Rosie O’Donnell

James Taylor


Dave Attell

Tom Davis

Fred Wolf

Casey Kasem

Cheryl Hardwick

Tom Schiller

Bernie Friedman
The Packwood DiariesSummary: Sen. Bob Packwood (Phil Hartman) reflects on the women he’s harrassed that day.



Rosie O’Donnell’s MonologueSummary: Audience members confuse Rosie O’Donnell with other heavyset actresses.

Also Hosted: 96i.


Frank Sinatra: DuetsSummary: Frank Sinatra (Phil Hartman) rushes through Duets sessions with musical artists below his ilk.

Recurring Characters: Frank Sinatra, Barbara Streisand, Meat Loaf, Liza Minnelli, Wynonna Judd, Kenny G., Tom Petty, Natalie Merchant, k.d. Lang, Bono.


Mexican StereotypeSummary: A Mexican stereotype (Rob Schneider) expresses his excitement for NAFTA.

Daily AffirmationSummary: Stuart Smalley (Al Franken) discusses marital woes with John (Mike Myers) and Lorena Bobbitt (Rosie O’Donnell).

Recurring Characters: Stuart smalley, John Bobbitt.


Phil Hartman’s Real ViewsSummary: In response to the Mexican stereotype (Rob Schneider), Phil Hartman announces that he wants to stick it back to Mexico.

James Taylor performs “Memphis” & “Slap Leather”Also Performed: 76a, 78r, 79n, 87ia, 91i.

Weekend Update with Kevin NealonRecurring Characters: Opera Man.


Forgetful WaiterSummary: An inept waiter (Kevin Nealon) is unable to memorize diners’ (Phil Hartman, Rosie O’Donnnell) orders.

The Tomboy & The SissySummary: Theresa the tomboy (Rosie O’Donnell) and Spencer the sissy (David Spade) form an unlikely alliance by helping one another with football and make-up woes.

James Taylor performs “Secret O’ Life”

The Malibu FiresSummary: Dick Clark’s receptionist (David Spade) keeps celebrities away from their fire-damaged homes.

Recurring Characters: Dick Clark’s receptionist, Sean Penn, Charlton Heston.

Schiller’s ReelSummary: In Tom Schiller’s short film “Will Work For Food”, a tramp (Norm MacDonald) performs menial tasks for his employer (Tom Schiller) to earn food for his old man (Bernie Friedman).


HomegirlsSummary: Prep school girls (Julia Sweeney, Sarah Silverman) invite tough-talking homegirls (Rosie O’Donnell, Elen Cleghorne, Melanie Hutsell) to their party.


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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