December 4th, 1993
Paul Westerberg, “Can’t Hardly Wait”
Heston falls asleep, wakes up in ape-inhabited studio.
Heston takes questions from ape audience who won’t acknowledge him as a human.
Linda’s (Mike Myers) guest is new Catholic boyfriend (Heston).
Recurring Characters: Linda Richman.
Elder stock boy (Heston) keeps job by lightly threatening his manager (Phil Hartman).
Please, for the love of God and all that is sacred, let the boy move in with you!
Recurring Characters: Mr. O’Malley.