Infiniti Q45 Toilet I


Infiniti Q45 Toilet I

Jonathan Pryce…..Mike Myers

Jonathan Pryce: [ taps on screen with marker ] Can I borrow your TV screen.

This is how waste exits a conventional toilet bowl.

[ draws downward curlicues on left side of screen ]

And this is how waste exits the new Infiniti Q-45 Toilet.

[ draws straight downward line on right side of screen ] [ Jonathan walks up to a sleekly-designed toilet ]

Thanks to a revolutionary design advance known as Hyperflush, the entire process takes 0.8 seconds. How? [ laughs ] I could give you a practical demonstration, but I’d have to mess up your screen a lot.

Buy or lease an Infiniti Q-45 Toilet from an Infiniti dealer today.

[ SUPER: “Infiniti. Everything that’s possible in a toilet.” ] [ fade ]

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Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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