Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 19: Episode 8
93h: Charlton Heston / Paul Westerberg
Infiniti Q45 Toilet II
Jonathan Pryce…..Mike Myers
Jonathan Pryce: This is the new Infiniti Q45 Toilet.
[ dons a pair of plastic safety glasses ]
Now pretend this [ pulls out rubber dart gun ] is poopy
[ Shoots dart at black, sleek looking toilet, which sticks momentarily and falls to the ground ]
Peepee [ shoots dart ] doody [ shoots dart ] caca [ shoots dart ] [ mutiple darts shot, all ultimately falling off ]
Infiniti developed a revolutionary non-stick finish which resists these hazards. [ shoots dart ]
I can’t explain the process [ removes glasses ], but they’ll be happy to at your Infiniti toilet showroom.
[ looks into camera with left eyebrow comically arched ]
Oh…tell them you already know the part about the caca.
[ SUPER: “Infiniti. Everything that’s possible in a toilet.” ]
[ fade ]
Submitted by: David Thompson
