Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 19: Episode 8
93h: Charlton Heston / Paul Westerberg
Infiniti Q45 Toilet III
Jonathan Pryce…..Mike Myers
Jonathan Pryce: This is the new Infiniti Q45 Toilet.
And this is the seat on the Q. It goes both up, and down.
Now if they put that much thought into the seat,
[ pushes infiniti logo on front of toilet, extending a cupholder which he places his mug into ]imagine the other thoughtful extremes they went to.
[ SUPER: “Infiniti. Everything that’s possible in a toilet.” ]Visit your Infiniti toilet showroom.
[ shot of Pryce walking away from toilet, coffee mug still in cupholder, pauses and turns towards camera ]Oh, and tell them you already know the part about the caca.
[ turns right and walks off screen ] [ fade ]Submitted by: David Thompson