Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 19: Episode 8
Infiniti Q45 Toilet III
Jonathan Pryce…..Mike Myers
[ walks up to sleek black toilet in a black suit with black turtleneck sweater, holding a silver coffee mug ]
Jonathan Pryce: This is the new Infiniti Q45 Toilet.
And this is the seat on the Q. It goes both up, and down.
[ close-up on toilet with Pryce demonstrating up/down action ]
[ shot of Pryce sitting on toilet with coffee mug ]
Now if they put that much thought into the seat,
[ pushes infiniti logo on front of toilet, extending a cupholder which he places his mug into ]
imagine the other thoughtful extremes they went to.
[ SUPER: “Infiniti. Everything that’s possible in a toilet.” ]
Visit your Infiniti toilet showroom.
[ shot of Pryce walking away from toilet, coffee mug still in cupholder, pauses and turns towards camera ]
Oh, and tell them you already know the part about the caca.
[ turns right and walks off screen ]
[ fade ]
Submitted by: David Thompson