SNL Transcripts: Sally Field: 12/11/93


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December 11th, 1993

Sally Field

Tony! Toni! Tone!


Tony! Toni! Tone!, “If I Had No Loot”

  • Adam Sandler Christmas Song

    Adam Sandler sings a love letter to Santa Claus.

  • Sally Field’s Monologue

    Field alienates audience members hoping for revival of old roles.

    Recurring Characters: Burt Reynolds.

  • NCI Long Distance

    (Repeat) See: 09/25/93.

  • I Want My Baby Back!

  • White Diamonds Perfume

    Fuzzy Elizabeth Taylor (Field) promotes perfume.

    Recurring Characters: Elizabeth Taylor.

  • Tony! Toni! Tone! performs “If I Had No Loot”

  • Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

    Mayor David Dinkins (Tim Meadows) vows revenge on voter who didn’t re-elect him.

  • Headgames

    Game show host (Phil Hartman) plays mind games with family member contestants.

  • Matt Foley: Motivational Santa

    Matt Foley (Chris Farley) plays Santa Claus at the town mall.

    Recurring Characters: Matt Foley.

  • Crab Lice Singles’ Club Mixer

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    If you drop your keys in lava.

    (Repeat) See: 10/31/92.

  • Dr. Jack Kevorkian

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    Using grenade decoys during a war.

  • Tony! Toni! Tone! performs “Tell Me Mama”

  • Pious Housewife

    Jesus (Phil Hartman) asks housewife (Field) to tone down her prayers.

    Recurring Characters: Jesus.

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    The identities of Superman & Santa Claus.

  • Goodnights

    Dress Cuts:

  • Billable Hours

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    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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