SNL Transcripts: Sally Field: 12/11/93


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December 11th, 1993

Sally Field

Tony! Toni! Tone!

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Tony! Toni! Tone!, “If I Had No Loot”

  • Adam Sandler Christmas Song

    Adam Sandler sings a love letter to Santa Claus.

  • Sally Field’s Monologue

    Field alienates audience members hoping for revival of old roles.

    Recurring Characters: Burt Reynolds.

  • NCI Long Distance

    (Repeat) See: 09/25/93.

  • I Want My Baby Back!

  • White Diamonds Perfume

    Fuzzy Elizabeth Taylor (Field) promotes perfume.

    Recurring Characters: Elizabeth Taylor.

  • Tony! Toni! Tone! performs “If I Had No Loot”

  • Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

    Mayor David Dinkins (Tim Meadows) vows revenge on voter who didn’t re-elect him.

  • Headgames

    Game show host (Phil Hartman) plays mind games with family member contestants.

  • Matt Foley: Motivational Santa

    Matt Foley (Chris Farley) plays Santa Claus at the town mall.

    Recurring Characters: Matt Foley.

  • Crab Lice Singles’ Club Mixer

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    If you drop your keys in lava.

    (Repeat) See: 10/31/92.

  • Dr. Jack Kevorkian

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    Using grenade decoys during a war.

  • Tony! Toni! Tone! performs “Tell Me Mama”

  • Pious Housewife

    Jesus (Phil Hartman) asks housewife (Field) to tone down her prayers.

    Recurring Characters: Jesus.

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    The identities of Superman & Santa Claus.

  • Goodnights

    Dress Cuts:

  • Billable Hours

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