Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


Jack Handey V/O:
If you’re in a war,
instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy,
throw one of those small pumpkins.
Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is,
and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

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