Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


Jack Handey V/O:
If you’re in a war,
instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy,
throw one of those small pumpkins.
Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is,
and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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