SNL Transcripts: Jason Patric: 01/08/93

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January 8th, 1994

Jason Patric

Blind Melon

Richard Simmons

Andrew Giuliani Acts Up

Recurring Characters: Rudolph Guiliani, Andrew Guiliani.

Jason Patric’s Monologue

The NFL on Fox

The Road To Self-Improvement

Don LaPre (David Spade) invents word abbreviations to move through life quicker.

Blind Melon performs “No Rain”

Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

Mister Intense

Coffee Talk

Recurring Characters: Linda Richman.

Where’s The Rest Of Me?

Hand model Fabrice (Patric) loses finger in accident, searches for will to live.

Blind Melon performs “Paper Scratcher”

Herlihy Boy Dog Sitting Service

Recurring Characters: Mr. O’Malley.

Ski Lift

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