February 12th, 1994
Baldwin remembers the weird names of his former mob buddies.
Baldwin & Basinger list deficiencies, but still love one another.
Scout Master (Baldwin) cozies up with Canteen Boy (Adam Sandler).
Recurring Characters: Canteen Boy.
Phillip (Mike Myers) asks Robin (Basinger) to be his Valentine.
Recurring Characters: Phillip.
After fumbled Valentine, Ike Turner (Tim Meadows) and Kevin Nealon sing “Proud Mary.”
Recurring Characters: Ike Turner.
Baldwin Family only gives Hollywood answers.
Classic Hollywood-type romantic men (Baldwin, Phil Hartman, Mike Myers) sing
for woman (Julia Sweeney) and her boyfriend (Chris Farley).
Tiny Elvis (Rob Schneider) is shrunk to microscopic size.
Recurring Characters: Tiny Elvis.
Mickey Ross (Baldwin) beats fat woman into losing weight.
Basinger and Chris Farley share a sweet moment in her dressing room.