Air Date:
Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:
March 12th, 1994
Nancy Kerrigan
Aretha Franklin
None
President Bill Clinton (Phil Hartman) apologizes for Whitewater, but blames Hillary.Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton, George Stephanopoulos, Sam Donaldson.
Audience members ask Kerrigan inane questions about skating and Tonya Harding.Recurring Characters: Tonya Harding, Jeff Gillooly.
(Repeat) See: 10/02/93.
Kerrigan’s post-Olympics life is more successful than those of her peers.
Kerrigan is Grand Marshal at a small-town St. Patrick’s Day parade.
First love Linda (Kerrigan) returns to visit Brian (Adam Sandler).Recurring Characters: Brian.
Frank Sinatra (Phil Hartman) finishes incomplete Grammy Awards acceptance speech.Bono (Adam Sandler) sings a St. Patrick’s Day song.Recurring Characters: Frank Sinatra, Bono.
In Mexico, Don Mateo (Phil Hartman) is hot-blooded for an unsuspecting waitress (Kerrigan).
Weight gain of Olympic skater’s (Kerrigan) partner (Chris Farley) hampens event.Recurring Characters: Verne Lundquist, Scott Hamilton.
Dressed as Snow White, Kerrigan greets Disneyland visitors, hawks video.Recurring Characters: Michael Eisner, Mickey Mouse.
Alexa Carlson (Ellen Cleghorne) interviews Aretha Franklin.
Dressed as Tinkerbell, Kerrigan spins in teacup at Disneyland, dispenses treats.Recurring Characters: Michael Eisner, Mickey Mouse.
A Lincoln animatron (Michael McKean) joins Kerrigan in the teacup at Disneyland.Recurring Characters: Michael Eisner, Mickey Mouse.
