SNL Transcripts: Nancy Kerrigan: 03/12/93


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March 12th, 1994

Nancy Kerrigan

Aretha Franklin

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  • NBC News Special Report

    President Bill Clinton (Phil Hartman) apologizes for Whitewater, but blames Hillary.

    Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton, George Stephanopoulos, Sam Donaldson.

  • Nancy Kerrigan’s Monologue

    Audience members ask Kerrigan inane questions about skating and Tonya Harding.

    Recurring Characters: Tonya Harding, Jeff Gillooly.

  • Crystal Gravy

    (Repeat) See: 10/02/93.

  • Sports Beat

    Kerrigan’s post-Olympics life is more successful than those of her peers.

  • St. Patrick’s Day Parade

    Kerrigan is Grand Marshal at a small-town St. Patrick’s Day parade.

  • The Denise Show

    First love Linda (Kerrigan) returns to visit Brian (Adam Sandler).

    Recurring Characters: Brian.

  • Aretha Franklin performs “A Deeper Love”

  • Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

    Frank Sinatra (Phil Hartman) finishes incomplete Grammy Awards acceptance speech.

    Bono (Adam Sandler) sings a St. Patrick’s Day song.

    Recurring Characters: Frank Sinatra, Bono.

  • Don Mateo

    In Mexico, Don Mateo (Phil Hartman) is hot-blooded for an unsuspecting waitress (Kerrigan).

  • Lillehammer ’94

    Weight gain of Olympic skater’s (Kerrigan) partner (Chris Farley) hampens event.

    Recurring Characters: Verne Lundquist, Scott Hamilton.

  • Aretha Franklin performs “Willing to Forgive”

  • Nancy At Disneyland I

    Dressed as Snow White, Kerrigan greets Disneyland visitors, hawks video.

    Recurring Characters: Michael Eisner, Mickey Mouse.

  • Black Rhythm & Blues Singers Today

    Alexa Carlson (Ellen Cleghorne) interviews Aretha Franklin.

  • Nancy At Disneyland II

    Dressed as Tinkerbell, Kerrigan spins in teacup at Disneyland, dispenses treats.

    Recurring Characters: Michael Eisner, Mickey Mouse.

  • Aretha Franklin performs “Chain of Fools”

  • Nancy At Disneyland III

    A Lincoln animatron (Michael McKean) joins Kerrigan in the teacup at Disneyland.

    Recurring Characters: Michael Eisner, Mickey Mouse.

  • Goodnights

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    • Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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