“Office Space, Part 2”


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“Office Space, Part 2”

[ SUPER: “The Continuing Story of Milton” ] [ SUPER: “A Film by Mike Judge” ] [ Milton sits at a desk in a small room, overcrowded by stray boxes ]

Milton: Um.. I told Bill if they put one more box in here, I’m quitting. Um.. because I was told this stuff was suppossed to go in the priner room.. and-and.. and it’s a fire hazard. Um.. because, according to city regulations, there’s supposed to be a sprinkler system or a fire extinguisher on each floor. [ picks nose ] And I told Don, too, because I could make one call to the fire marshall and have this entire building shut down.. um-um.. if they don’t comply with the regulations. Um.. because when they installed the new refrigeration system, they took out the fire extinguisher a-and they never put it back! S-so, if they put one more box in here, I could have Don arrested.

[ distant footsteps approach the door ]

Mover’s Voice: So, where do you want this stuff?

Bill’s Voice: Uh.. just go ahead and throw it in there?

[ Milton raises his finger in quiet protest ]

Milton: W-well..

[ headphone-wearing mover appears in the doorway ]

Mover: In the closet here?

Bill’s Voice: Uh, no – in there on the left.

Mover: [ peeks into Milton’s “office” ] In here?

[ Bill appears behind the mover, casually holding his cup of coffee ]

Bill: Yeaaaah. Anywhere is fine.

Mover: Alright.

Milton: Um.. but.. w-well..

Bill: Oh, and, uh.. Bob?

Mover: Yeah?

Bill: If you’ve got any more boxes up there – yeeeeah – just go ahead and toss them in here. That would be terrific.

Milton: Um.. um..

Bill: In fact, why don’t you just go ahead and move all that junk up in the printer down here. It’s just taking up space. Mmmkay?

Mover: Alright.

Bill: Alright, thanks a bunch, Bob! Buh-bye! [ exits down the hall ]

Milton: Well..

[ the mover sings along to Kansas’ “Carry On My Wayward Son” on his walkman, as he dumps a couple of boxes onto a filing cabinet, destroying some of Milton’s belongings in the process ]

Milton: Excuse me..

[ his job finished, the mover flips the lights off as he exits down the hall ]

Milton: W-well.. okay, then. But.. I’m gonna blow up the entire building. And.. weaken the structure.

[ SUPER: “To Be Continued” ] [ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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