“Office Space, Part 2”
[ SUPER: “The Continuing Story of Milton” ] [ SUPER: “A Film by Mike Judge” ] [ Milton sits at a desk in a small room, overcrowded by stray boxes ]
Milton: Um.. I told Bill if they put one more box in here, I’m quitting. Um.. because I was told this stuff was suppossed to go in the priner room.. and-and.. and it’s a fire hazard. Um.. because, according to city regulations, there’s supposed to be a sprinkler system or a fire extinguisher on each floor. [ picks nose ] And I told Don, too, because I could make one call to the fire marshall and have this entire building shut down.. um-um.. if they don’t comply with the regulations. Um.. because when they installed the new refrigeration system, they took out the fire extinguisher a-and they never put it back! S-so, if they put one more box in here, I could have Don arrested.
Mover’s Voice: So, where do you want this stuff?
Bill’s Voice: Uh.. just go ahead and throw it in there?[ Milton raises his finger in quiet protest ]
Mover: In the closet here?
Bill’s Voice: Uh, no – in there on the left.
Mover: [ peeks into Milton’s “office” ] In here?
Bill: Yeaaaah. Anywhere is fine.
Milton: Um.. but.. w-well..
Bill: Oh, and, uh.. Bob?
Bill: If you’ve got any more boxes up there – yeeeeah – just go ahead and toss them in here. That would be terrific.
Milton: Um.. um..
Bill: In fact, why don’t you just go ahead and move all that junk up in the printer down here. It’s just taking up space. Mmmkay?
Bill: Alright, thanks a bunch, Bob! Buh-bye! [ exits down the hall ]
Milton: Well..[ the mover sings along to Kansas’ “Carry On My Wayward Son” on his walkman, as he dumps a couple of boxes onto a filing cabinet, destroying some of Milton’s belongings in the process ]
Milton: Excuse me..[ his job finished, the mover flips the lights off as he exits down the hall ]
Milton: W-well.. okay, then. But.. I’m gonna blow up the entire building. And.. weaken the structure.