Something Smells Good In Stinkville, Part Two

93q: Kelsey Grammer / Dwight Yoakum

Something Smells Good In Stinkville, Part Two

Husband…..Kelsey Grammer
Wife…..Ellen Cleghorne


Announcer: And now part two of Something Smells Good in Stinkville.

(open to husband and wife eating sandwiches)

Husband: These sandwiches smell horrible!

Wife: Thank You.

Husband: No, I mean they really smell horrible!

Wife: Do you mean they smell horrible, because they smell good? Or horrible which is good?

Husband: They smell good.

Wife: So they smell good to you which is horrible, or do they smell horrible because — (interrupted by her husband)

Husband: Oh, shut up and get me the cat’s ass! (Grammer cracks up as he sniffs the cat’s ass)

Announcer: This has been part two of Something Smells Good in Stinkville.

Thanks to Julian Spivey for this transcript!

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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