SNL Transcripts: John Goodman: 05/07/93


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May 7th, 1994

John Goodman

The Pretenders

Jan Hooks

  • New York Governor’s Debate

    Howard Stern (Michael McKean) and company make a mockery of gubernatorial
    debate against Mario Cuomo (Phil Hartman).

    Recurring Characters: Mario Cuomo, Howard Stern, Robin Quivers.

  • John Goodman’s Monologue

    Goodman ‘fesses up to his mother about the naughty things he did as a child.

  • Majestic Caribbean Cruise Line

    (Repeat) See: 04/09/93.

  • Captain Jim & Pedro

    Dad (John Goodman) meets with the formerly shipwrecked Captain Jim (Tim Meadows)
    and Pedro (Adam Sandler) before letting them date his daughters (Melanie Hutsell,
    Sarah Silverman).

    Recurring Characters: Captain Jim, Pedro.

  • NRA’s American Sportsman Today

    Ron Wood (Mike Myers) and sportsmen mercilessly kill wild animals.

    Recurring Characters: Ron Wood, Rush Limbaugh, Charlton Heston.

  • The Pretenders perform “Night In My Veins”
  • Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

    David Spade comments on rock bands that don’t play their well-known hits at concerts.

  • Real Stories Of The Arkansas Highway Patrol

    Arkansas state troopers help pick up girls for Governor Clinton (Phil Hartman).

    “Cops” features domestic disturbance call to Arkansas governor’s mansion.

    Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton.

  • Theatre Stories

    Kenneth Rees Evans (Mike Myers) spaces out while interviewing his guests.

    Recurring Characters: Kenneth Rees Evans, Christopher Walken.

  • Ninja Pep Talk

    Ninjas try to retool their attack strategy after a failed evening.

  • Philadelphia Action Figures

    (Repeat) See: 02/05/94.

  • Michael Bolton: In His Own Words

    Michael Bolton (Kevin Nealon) presents more plagerized hits on new album.

  • The Pretenders perform “I’ll Stand By You”

  • Flintstones Names

    Goodman converts famous names into their “Flintstones” format.

  • Psychotic Cab Ride

    Cab driver (Rob Schneider) scares couple (John Goodman, Julia Sweeney)
    with trivia about killer drivers.

  • Goodnights

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  • Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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