SNL Transcripts: Steve Martin: 09/24/94



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  Season 20: Episode 1


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September 24th, 1994

Steve Martin

Eric Clapton

Brian Austin Green

Roger Clemens

Bobby Bonilla

Jack McDowell
Clinton AuditionsSummary: Chris Farley, David Spade, Chis Elliot, Adam Sandler and Tim Meadows resort to standard shtick in their auditions for the President Bill Clinton impression after Phil Hartman leaves “SNL.”

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.

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Steve Martin’s MonologueSummary: After his joke about the many soups at the supermarket, Steve Martin steps outside of himself to examine what went wrong.

Also Hosted: 76e, 76n, 77a, 77i, 77r, 78d, 79a, 79s, 86f, 87a, 88t, 91i, 05l.

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H.H.T. Home Headache TestSummary: Take a simple test to find out if you really have a headache.

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Court TVSummary: Scattered highlights of the O.J. Simpson (Tim Meadows) trial.

Recurring Characters: Terry Moran, O.J. Simpson.

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Steve Martin’s All-Natural Penis Beauty CreamSummary: The formula Steve Martin uses to keep his penis shiny and beautiful.

Recurring Characters: Terry Moran, O.J. Simpson.

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Total Bastard Airlines IISummary: Transferred to new flight, Steward (David Spade) is still a jerk.

Recurring Characters: Steward.

Eric Clapton performs “I’m Tore Down”

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Laura Kightlinger relates some recent life lessons she’s learned. Rock critic Gil Graham (Adam Sandler) disccuses recent concerts he attended.

Recurring Characters: Gil Graham.

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The Ron Wood ShowSummary: Mumbling Ron Wood (Mike Myers) covers little ground in interviews.

Recurring Characters: Ron Wood, Whoopi Goldberg.

Buck DanielsSummary: Country singer (Michael McKean) puts the life of Buck Daniels (Steve Martin) into song.

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Nut-Rific Ad CampaignSummary: Poor lyric choice gives candy bar jingle a negative flavor.

Recurring Characters: Gil Graham.

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Eric Clapton performs “Five Long Years”

Super Sports ToursSummary: Striking baseball players will make appearances on an exciting cruise.

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BabiesSummary: Parents (Chris Farley, Janene Garafalo) compare babies with other couple.

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