SNL Transcripts: Marisa Tomei: 10/01/94

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  Season 20: Episode 2

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October 1st, 1994

Marisa Tomei

Bonnie Raitt



A Message from the President of the United StatesSummary: President Bill Clinton (Michael McKean) outlines his new Health Care plans.

Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton.



Marisa Tomei’s MonologueSummary: Marisa Tomei lists the awards she’s won at the hands of Jack Palance, then reveals secrets about New York.


Lexon ParadoxSummary: It’s both the best and worst car you’ll ever own.


Court TVSummary: Testimony from Mona Lisa Vito (Marisa Tomei) helps prove that O.J. Simpson (Tim Meadows) is innocent.

Recurring Characters: O.J. Simpson, Judge Ito, Marcia Clark, Robert Shapiro.


Piercing TodaySummary: Freaks on display.

Bonnie Raitt performs “Love Sneaking Up On You”

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Mike Myers simply thinks the hockey strike is “stupid”. Tim Meadows comments on the hockey strike as a personal blow to black people. Cool Guy’s (David Spade) facial expressions reveal the events of the week.

Recurring Characters: Cool Guy.


Making Better Love WorkshopSummary: Voyeurs (Chris Farley, Adam Sandler) annoy a married couple (Chris Elliott, Janene Garafalo) performing an adult sexual education demonstration.


Daily AffirmationSummary: Stuart Smalley (Al Franken) analyzes the perfect union of Michael Jackson (Tim Meadows) and Lisa-Marie Presley (Marisa Tomei).

Recurring Characters: Stuart Smalley, Michael Jackson.


Monsters of Monologue ’94Summary:

Bonnie Raitt performs “Storm Warning”

Bobby Camilarri’s Bridal Fair 2000Summary:

Framington High Fall MixerSummary: At their Fall mixer, 70’s teen couple (Adam Sandler, Marisa Tomei) make awkward small talk.



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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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