Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 20: Episode 6
Dr. Josh Levine
Dr. Josh Levine…..Chris Elliott
FADE IN:[ PHOTO OF DR. RESNICK (JOHN TURTURRO) ANGRY OVER A PATIENT. ZOOM ON PHOTO. ]
Narrator (V/O): Dr. Ira Resnick has been making some pretty wildaccusations about where Dr. Josh Levine went to school.[ PHOTO INSERT OF DR. LEVINE SMILING. ] [ SUPER: FACT — GRADUATED TUFTS MEDICAL SCHOOL ]
Narrator (V/O): Fact – Dr. Josh Levine graduated in the top 40% of hisTufts Dental School class.
Narrator (V/O): Fact – Josh Levine keeps his diploma at his parent’s house.[ SUPER: FACT — STERILIZES HIS INSTRUMENTS ]
Narrator (V/O): And fact – Dr. Josh Levine sterilizes his instruments,something Dr. Resnick might want to look into.[ PHOTO INSERT OF EARLIER DR. RESNICK PHOTO AND A ILLUSTRATION OF A MOUTHWITH “LIES” EDGED IN FROM PLAQUE. ]
Narrator (V/O): When you look at facts, Dr. Resnick accusations are a lotlike plaque… they need to be flossed away.
INT. DENTIST OFFICE – DAY[ DR. JOSH LEVINE looms over a female patient with a drill. ]
Dr. Levine: Hi! I’m Dr. Josh Levine. I’ve been serving Bronxville’s dentalneeds for over seven years. Isn’t it time you came in for a cleaning thatyou knew was “clean”?[ SUPER: DR. JOSH LEVINE – HE STERILIZES ALL HIS INSTRUMENTS ]
Narrator (V/O): Dr. Josh Levine – He sterilizes all his instruments.
Dr. Levine: And this month, 10% off all caps, bridges and crowns.
Submitted by: Cody Downs