Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 20: Episode 6
Dr. Ira Resnick
Dr. Ira Resnick…..John Turturro
FADE IN:[ PHOTO OF A GLUM JOSH LEVINE (CHRIS ELLIOTT) HOLDING A MOUTH MIRROR ]
Narrator (V/O): Dr. Josh Levine says he’s a good dentist. Dr. Josh Levinesays he attended Tufts Dental School, the best dental school in thecountry. The only problem is Tufts Dental School never heard of a Dr. JoshLevine.
INT. DENTIST OFFICE – DAY[ DR. IRA RESNICK examines a woman’s teeth. ]
Dr. Resnick: Hi! I’m Dr. Ira Resnick, D.D.S. I attended a dental school atNassau Community College. It may not be Tufts, but I got a diploma. How doI know? Its hanging on the wall.[ Dr. Resnick points to a large diploma behind him. ]
Dr. Resnick: If you’re in Bronxville and you need dental care, give me a call.[ Dr. Resnick points to the camera. ]
SUPER: DR. IRA RESNICK – HIS DIPLOMA’S ON THE WALL. ]
Narrator (V/O): Dr. Ira Resnick – his diploma’s on the wall.
Submitted by: Cody Downs