SNL Transcripts: Roseanne: 12/03/94


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December 3rd 1994

Roseanne

Green Day

Rip Taylor

Green Day, “When I Come Around”

  • Jesse Helms Press Conference

    Sen. Jesse Helms (Mike Myers) issues more non-specific threats to White House.

    Recurring Characters: Jesse Helms.

  • Roseanne’s Monologue

    Roseanne has nasty words about TV critics and Hollywood celebrities.

  • H.H.T. Home Headache Test

    (Repeat) See: 09/24/94.

  • USAir

    Following crashes, new safety regulations are in order.

  • A Woman Exploited: The Madonna & Tom Arnold Story

    Tom Arnold (Chris Farley) rides new wife Madonna’s (Janene Garafalo) coattails.

    Recurring Characters: Tom Arnold, Madonna, Rosie O’Donnell.

  • Rescue 911

    Philadelphia operator (Roseanne) finds boredom within life-threatening 911 calls.

  • Green Day performs “When I Come Around”

  • Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

    David Spade addresses striking athletes.

    For the ACLU, Naomi Green (Janene Garafalo) comments on Jeffrey Dahmer death.

    Adam Sandler sings his “Chanukahg Song”.

  • Low-Fat Yogurt

    Dieters (Roseanne, Laura Kightlinger, Ellen Cleghorne) try low-fat yogurt.

  • Civil War Memories

    High school dropouts put the Civil War into words.

  • Multiple Personalities

    Psychoanalyst (Norm MacDonald) enjoys Roseanne’s whorey personality.

  • Green Day performs “Geek Stink Breath”

  • Funny Strange

    Novelty shop items are more creepy than laugh-out-loud funny.

  • Lock-Up

    Inmate Bobby Blake (Laura Kightlinger) hosts talk show in women’s prison.

  • Goodnights

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  • Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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