December 3rd 1994
Green Day, “When I Come Around”
Sen. Jesse Helms (Mike Myers) issues more non-specific threats to White House.
Recurring Characters: Jesse Helms.
Roseanne has nasty words about TV critics and Hollywood celebrities.
(Repeat) See: 09/24/94.
Following crashes, new safety regulations are in order.
Tom Arnold (Chris Farley) rides new wife Madonna’s (Janene Garafalo) coattails.
Recurring Characters: Tom Arnold, Madonna, Rosie O’Donnell.
Philadelphia operator (Roseanne) finds boredom within life-threatening 911 calls.
David Spade addresses striking athletes.
For the ACLU, Naomi Green (Janene Garafalo) comments on Jeffrey Dahmer death.
Adam Sandler sings his “Chanukahg Song”.
Dieters (Roseanne, Laura Kightlinger, Ellen Cleghorne) try low-fat yogurt.
High school dropouts put the Civil War into words.
Psychoanalyst (Norm MacDonald) enjoys Roseanne’s whorey personality.
Novelty shop items are more creepy than laugh-out-loud funny.
Inmate Bobby Blake (Laura Kightlinger) hosts talk show in women’s prison.