December 10th, 1994
Beastie Boys, “Sure Shot”
Dr. Joycelyn Elders (Ellen Cleghorne) delivers pro-masturbation speech.
Baldwin and Canteen Boy (Adam Sandler) promote awareness.
Recurring Characters: Canteen Boy.
(Repeat) See: 10/01/94.
Cop (Kevin Nealon) tries to explain to suburban family that Santa Claus isn’t real.
Plastic surgeons (Baldwin, Chris Elliot, Janene Garafalo) save train wreck victims.
Larry Templeton (Chris Farley) is an unexpected and confused contestant.
Mangled body of gunshot victim causes a cavalcade of vomit in New York.
Wealthy Pierce (Baldwin) vs. mentally-challenged brother Petey (Baldwin).
Parents (Michael McKean, Janene Garafalo) battle kids during car ride.
Bride-to-be (Janene Garafalo) is scarred by unsexy exotic dancer (Chris Elliot).
Auctioneers (Baldwin, Chris Elliot) have stolen celebrity items on the block.
What makes a jellyfish beautiful.