SNL Transcripts: George Foreman: 12/17/94


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December 17th, 1994

George Foreman

Hole

Michael Buffer

Hole, “Doll Parts”

  • A Christmas Message From the President & Mrs. Clinton

    President Bill Clinton (Michael McKean) & Hillary (Janene Garafalo) distribute gifts.

    Recurring Characters: President Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton.

  • George Foreman’s Monologue

    Foreman jokes about how easy it is to beat up the cast.

  • Time Boxer

    Foreman is transported to 1939 to box Hitler (Mike Myers).

    Recurring Characters: Hitler.

  • Looking Good

    Foreman beats people up to help them look better.

  • Hole performs “Doll Parts”

  • Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

    Martha Stewart (Janene Garafalo) comments on Christmases past.

    Two Guys From A Religious Cult (David Spade, Adam Sandler) review a restaurant.

    Recurring Characters: Martha Stewart, Two Guys From A Religious Cult, Leader.

  • Matt Foley: Motivational Trainer

    Motivation from Matt Foley (Chris Farley) gives Foreman newfound will to hit people.

    Recurring Characters: Matt Foley.

  • Uncle Joe

    Uncle Joe (Foreman) is pressured to sing at wedding reception.

  • The Incredible Hulk

    Incredible Hulk (Foreman) balks at needless repetition of sketch.

  • Hole performs “Violet”

  • Chris Elliot’s Bedtime Story

    Chris Elliot asks Foreman to read him a bedtime story in the middle of the show.

  • “Stalking” by Bruce McCulloch

    Woman (Janene Garafalo) is happy to chat with her stalker.

  • Jackie Stallone’s Psychic Circle

    Jackie Stallone (Janene Garafalo) promotes Sylvester, but mocks Frank.

  • Goodnights

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    • Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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