SNL Transcripts: Jeff Daniels: 01/14/95

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January 14th, 1995

Jeff Daniels

Luscious Jackson

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Capitol Hill

Newt Gingrich (Chris Farley) hurriedly passes legislation.

Recurring Characters: Newt Gingrich.

Jeff Daniels’ Monologue

Daniels has good things to say about Jim Carrey.

Eterna Rest

(Repeat) See: 11/12/94.

Martin Luther King Day

Black office workers (Tim Meadows, Ellen Cleghorne) make white co-workers feel guilty.

Connie Chung vs. Mrs. Gingrich

Connie Chung (Laura Kightlinger) bullies Kathleen Gingrich (Janene Garafalo) for more dirt.

Recurring Characters: Newt Gingrich.

Entertainment Tonight

Ron Wood (Mike Myers) has unintelligible interview with Nell (Janene Garafalo).

Recurring Characters: Ron Wood.

Luscious Jackson performs “City Song”

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

David spade complains about recent concerts he attended.

Marquerite Simpson (Ellen Cleghorne) sings new version of “You Gotta Be”.

Mystery Dinner Theater

Actor (Chris Farley) overdoes death scene to show off for parents in audience.

Film Beat

Film historian (Chris Elliot) embarrasses Daniels with “Dumb & Dumber” toilet clip.

Drama enhances performances of gay male exotic dancers.

Luscious Jackson performs “Here”

Aerosmith Album

Aerosmith’s greatest hits all sound alike.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

How cowboys relieve stress.

Goodnights

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