January 21st, 1995
David Hyde Pierce
Judge Ito (Mike Myers) sorts through allowable O.J. Simpson evidence.
Recurring Characters: Judge Ito, Marcia Clark, Robert Shapiro, F. Lee Bailey,
Pierce is the Very Model of a Modern Major General.
Homeowner (Chris Elliot) promotes laser with contradicting disclaimers.
Teacher (Pierce) applauds students’ plagierized rock lyrics.
Children are prim and proper, until they fall into the icy lake.
Andy (Mike Myers) & Ian (Mark McKinney) butt heads with tennis hooligan (Pierce).
Recurring Characters: Andy Gray, Ian Daglers.
Tim Meadows is happy the hockey strike is over.
Jay Mohr presents manipulated sports bloopers.
Brainy cadet (Pierce) might be a robot spy.
Lawyers (Pierce, Michael McKean) have nervous habit of shearing sheep.
Foreignor (Pierce) and Jersey kids (Adam Sandler, David Spade) miscommunicate.
Recurring Characters: Lionel Osbourne.
Darrill (Mark McKinney) meets naughty little girl Claire (Chris Elliot) online.
Disney subsidiaries are praised against their competitors.