SNL Transcripts: David Hyde Pierce: 01/21/95


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January 21st, 1995

David Hyde Pierce



  • Court TV

    Judge Ito (Mike Myers) sorts through allowable O.J. Simpson evidence.

    Recurring Characters: Judge Ito, Marcia Clark, Robert Shapiro, F. Lee Bailey,

    Johnny Cochran.

  • David Hyde Pierce’s Monologue

    Pierce is the Very Model of a Modern Major General.

  • Amazin’ Laser

    Homeowner (Chris Elliot) promotes laser with contradicting disclaimers.

  • Poetry Class

    Teacher (Pierce) applauds students’ plagierized rock lyrics.

  • Tales Of Little Women

    Children are prim and proper, until they fall into the icy lake.

  • Scottish Soccer Hooligan Weekly

    Andy (Mike Myers) & Ian (Mark McKinney) butt heads with tennis hooligan (Pierce).

    Recurring Characters: Andy Gray, Ian Daglers.

  • Live performs “I Alone”

  • Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

    Tim Meadows is happy the hockey strike is over.

    Jay Mohr presents manipulated sports bloopers.

  • Robot Spy

    Brainy cadet (Pierce) might be a robot spy.

  • Nervous Habits

    Lawyers (Pierce, Michael McKean) have nervous habit of shearing sheep.

  • Foreignors & Jersey Kids

    Foreignor (Pierce) and Jersey kids (Adam Sandler, David Spade) miscommunicate.

  • Perspectives

    Recurring Characters: Lionel Osbourne.

  • Live performs “Selling The Drama”
  • The Internet

    Darrill (Mark McKinney) meets naughty little girl Claire (Chris Elliot) online.

  • Movie News

    Disney subsidiaries are praised against their competitors.

  • Goodnights

    SNL Transcripts

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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