Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


Jack Handey V/O:
The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather,
just because he worked hard and saved his money.
True, working at the hardware store didn’t pay much,
but he felt it was better than what everybody else did,
which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day.
It turned out he was right.
After forty years, the volcano petered out.
Everybody left town, and the hardware store went broke.
Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren’t many left by then.
Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor’s bills were real high.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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