SNL Transcripts: George Clooney: 02/25/95


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February 25th, 1995

George Clooney

The Cranberries


  • Black History Month

    Ellen Cleghorne and Tim Meadows look for heroes among a dismal year.

  • George Clooney’s Monologue

    Clooney and a nurse (Molly Shannon) give an audience member (Tom Davis) a liver transplant.

  • Lexon Paradox

    (Repeat) See: 10/01/94.

  • Seaworld

    Unlucky man (Chris Farley) is splashed by whale while losing co-ed (Janene Garafalo) to handsome gent (Clooney).

  • Taxicab Confessions

    Fares with information to hide don’t mind sharing with HBO.

    Recurring Characters: Jay Leno.

  • The Cranberries performs “Zombie”

  • Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

    Confused O.J. Simpson juror (Ellen Cleghorne) hasn’t paid attention to the trial.

    Clooney comments on the use of leeches on “Chicago Hope”.

    Kevin Nealon delivers a commentary for people with short attention spans.

  • WR

    Doctors keep their patients waiting endlessly.

  • Tales of Railroad Malfeasance

    Applicant (Mark Mckinney) is asked bizarre questions during interview.

  • The Mack Reardon Story

  • The Cranberries performs “Ode To My Family”

  • Zagat’s

    Hank (Adam Sandler) grows weary as Beverly (Chris Farley) drones on about dining possibilities.

    Recurring Characters: Hank Gelfand, Beverly Gelfand.

  • Emory, Illinois


  • Snowbird

    Karaoke king (Bruce McCulloch) is unable to perform his song during contest.

  • Goodnights

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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