SNL Transcripts: Paul Reiser: 03/18/95


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March 18th, 1995

Paul Reiser

Annie Lennox

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  • Newt’s Half-Sister

    Newt Gingrich (Chris Farley) meets with his lesbian half-sister (Mark McKinney).
    Recurring Characters: Newt Gingrich.

  • Paul Reiser’s Monologue

    Reiser assures the audience he’s not an expert on the subject of dating.

  • Where’s Superman?

    Superman refuses to help save Earth from a meteor.

    Recurring Characters: Perry White, Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen.

  • Road To The Final Four

    Sportscasters (Reiser, Kevin Nealon) fake enthusiasm for women’s basketball.

  • Annie Lennox performs “No More I Love Yous”

  • Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

    Jeff Foxworthy (David Spade) explains “You might be a Tornado if…”

    Morons Frank Dippy (Adam Sandler) & Hank Doodle (Chris Farley) offer nothing.

    Recurring Characters: Jeff Foxworthy.

  • Sparklebrite Toothpaste

    Ad campaign’s inter-racial kiss may not be to toothpaste’s advantage.

  • Daily Affirmation

    Stuart Smalley (Al Franken) tries to counsel drunken cameraman (Chris Farley).

    Recurring Characters: Stuart Smalley.

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    Recalling lessons in sex on the farm.

  • Aliens 4: Mad About You Aliens

    Wise-cracking Paul Buchman’s (Reiser) alien wife births offspring.

  • Dating In The Nineties

    Talk show panel believes Reiser to be sexually inexperienced.

  • Annie Lennox performs “Train In Vain”

  • One Brother Restaurant

    Greek restaurant’s menu items take on their literal meanings.

  • O’Callahan & Son Pub

    O’Callahan (Michael McKean) & Son (Jay Mohr) make fun of wimpy beverage choices.

  • Goodnights

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    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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