SNL Transcripts: John Goodman: 03/25/95


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Special Guests:

March 25th, 1995

John Goodman

The Tragically Hip

Dan Aykroyd

Brian Dennehy

  • This Week With David Brinkley

    Bob Dole’s (Dan Aykroyd) angel and devil steer him through election talk.

    Recurring Characters: David Brinkley, Bob Dole.

  • John Goodman’s Monologue

    Six-timer Goodman gets to perform new Blues Brother act with Dan Aykroyd.

    Recurring Characters: Mighty Mack, Elwood Blues.

  • Bill Swerski’s Super Fans

    Recurring Characters: Bob Sweski, Pat Arnold, Carl Wollarski, Tood O’Conner, Irwin Mainway.

  • The Late Late Show with Tom Snyder

    Tom Snyder (Dan Aykroyd) doesn’t give Goodman a chance to speak during interview.

    Recurring Characters: Tom Snyder.

  • The Tragically Hip performs “Grace, Too”

  • Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

    Kato Kaelin (David Spade) displays talents on the O.J. Simpson trial witness stand.

    Recurring Characters: Kato Kaelin.

  • Dog Park

    Pervert (Adam Sandler) dresses like a dog to satisfy beastiality cravings.

  • Rush Limbaugh vs. Howard Stern

    Rush Limbaugh (Dan Aykroyd) steals Howard Stern’s (Michael McKean) entourage.

    Recurring Characters: Howard Stern, Robin Quivers.

  • Self-Deluded Losers

  • Unsolved Mysteries

    A mysterious bottle may unlock the secret to the origins of the universe.

  • The Tragically Hip performs “Nautical Disaster”

  • Coal Miners

    Coal miners (Kevin Nealon, Goodman, Dan Aykroyd, Mark McKinney) joke about cave-ins.

  • Penis-Measuring Device

    Surveyist (Chris Elliot) questions need for penis-measuring device in the New Denver Airport.

    After 10 seasons, Chris Elliot announces he’s leaving “SNL”.

  • Goodnights

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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