Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 20: Episode 17
94q: Damon Wayans / Dionne Farris
Christopher Walken for Skittles
Christopher Walken…..Jay Mohr
Announcer…..Michael McKean
Announcer: Christopher Walken for Skittles.
[ In a gray double-breasted suit on black tee stands Christopher Walken. ]Christopher Walken: I’d like to talk to you for a moment… about… Skittles!
[ Walken holds up a bag of Skittles. ]Christopher Walken: Skittles come in so many great flavors! Lemon…orange… Skittles are inexpensive… they’re good for you! Cherry… somany terrific flavors… all here… in Skittles… for you’reenjoyment… lime… but you can’t have them… unless you buy… look…
Christopher Walken: Skittles… have many great flavors and colors… doit! No one will know… No one… grape…
[ Walken pulls out a bag of Tropical Skittles from his suit jacket. ]Christopher Walken: Try new tropical, fruit-flavored…Skittles…watermelon… pineapple…
[ Walken pauses for several beats and looks off-camera. ]Christopher Walken: I’m done!
[ SKITTLES TITLE CARD ]Announcer: This has been Christopher Walken for Skittles.
Christopher Walken (V/O): Passion fruit…
Submitted by: Cody Downs
