SNL Transcripts: Damon Wayans: 04/08/95: Christopher Walken for Skittles

0
(0)



 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 20: Episode 17







94q: Damon Wayans / Dionne Farris

Christopher Walken for Skittles

Christopher Walken…..Jay Mohr
Announcer…..Michael McKean

[ TITLE CARD: CHRISTOPHER WALKEN FOR SKITTLES ]

Announcer: Christopher Walken for Skittles.

[ In a gray double-breasted suit on black tee stands Christopher Walken. ]

Christopher Walken: I’d like to talk to you for a moment… about… Skittles!

[ Walken holds up a bag of Skittles. ]

Christopher Walken: Skittles come in so many great flavors! Lemon…orange… Skittles are inexpensive… they’re good for you! Cherry… somany terrific flavors… all here… in Skittles… for you’reenjoyment… lime… but you can’t have them… unless you buy… look…

[ Walken pauses for several beats out of anxiety. ]

Christopher Walken: Skittles… have many great flavors and colors… doit! No one will know… No one… grape…

[ Walken pulls out a bag of Tropical Skittles from his suit jacket. ]

Christopher Walken: Try new tropical, fruit-flavored…Skittles…watermelon… pineapple…

[ Walken pauses for several beats and looks off-camera. ]

Christopher Walken: I’m done!

[ SKITTLES TITLE CARD ]

Announcer: This has been Christopher Walken for Skittles.

Christopher Walken (V/O): Passion fruit…

Submitted by: Cody Downs

SNL Transcripts

How useful was this post?

Click on a star to rate it!

Average rating 0 / 5. Vote count: 0

No votes so far! Be the first to rate this post.

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

Subscribe
Notify of
guest
0 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments