SNL Transcripts: Damon Wayans: 04/08/95: Christopher Walken for Skittles

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  Season 20: Episode 17

94q: Damon Wayans / Dionne Farris

Christopher Walken for Skittles

Christopher Walken…..Jay Mohr
Announcer…..Michael McKean

[ TITLE CARD: CHRISTOPHER WALKEN FOR SKITTLES ]

Announcer: Christopher Walken for Skittles.

[ In a gray double-breasted suit on black tee stands Christopher Walken. ]

Christopher Walken: I’d like to talk to you for a moment… about… Skittles!

[ Walken holds up a bag of Skittles. ]

Christopher Walken: Skittles come in so many great flavors! Lemon…orange… Skittles are inexpensive… they’re good for you! Cherry… somany terrific flavors… all here… in Skittles… for you’reenjoyment… lime… but you can’t have them… unless you buy… look…

[ Walken pauses for several beats out of anxiety. ]

Christopher Walken: Skittles… have many great flavors and colors… doit! No one will know… No one… grape…

[ Walken pulls out a bag of Tropical Skittles from his suit jacket. ]

Christopher Walken: Try new tropical, fruit-flavored…Skittles…watermelon… pineapple…

[ Walken pauses for several beats and looks off-camera. ]

Christopher Walken: I’m done!

[ SKITTLES TITLE CARD ]

Announcer: This has been Christopher Walken for Skittles.

Christopher Walken (V/O): Passion fruit…

Submitted by: Cody Downs

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