Good Morning, Brooklyn!
Angela Toochie…..Courtney Cox
James Barone…..Jay Mohr
Anthony…..Michael McKean
Angelo…..Adam Sandler
Molly Fahey…..Molly Shannon
Hot Dog Vendor…..Chris Farley
James Barone: Hi, hello, and welcome to “Good Morning, Brooklyn!” I’m your host, James Barone. How ARE ya, Brooklyn?! Huh?!
Angela Toochie: Good morning, Brooklyn! I’m Angela Toochie!
James Barone: Oh, yeah, I forgot – that’s my co-host, Angeler!
Angela Toochie: Yeah, don’t me any favors, alright? I can introduce myself!
James Barone: See, Angeler’s a little ticked off, because I didn’t mention nothin’ about her gettin’ engaged. Yawn!
Angela Toochie: Aw, don’t be an ass, James, alright! Let’s get started!
James Barone: Shut up! First off, this morning, our friend Ant’ny’s gonna come out and tell us what the weather report is!
Angela Toochie: Come on out, Ant’ny!
[ Anthony appears at the weather map ]
Anthony: Hey! How ya doin’, James? Hey! Congratulations, Angela, he’s a lucky bastard! Let’s have a look at that ring again, huh!
Angela Toochie: Yeah! Could we get a close-up of that!
James Barone: Oh, shut up!
Angela Toochie: No, you shut up!
James Barone: No, you shut up!
Angela Toochie: No, you shut up!
James Barone: No, you–
[ cut to few seconds of “Please Stand By” graphic ]
James Barone: Okay.. okay, we’re back now. Now, we’re back. Alright, Ant’ny, now you were about to tell us what the weather report was like.
Anthony: What, outside? Oh.. it ain’t good, James, it’s hot as a bastard!
James Barone: A’ight. A’ight, Ant’ny, how ’bout tomorrow?
Anthony: Uh, tomorrow’s also gonna be hotter than a bastard!
Angela Toochie: All over the country?
Anthony: No, no.. See, Angela – see, every part of the country’s got what they call their own weather system. Like, up in Canada, it’s cold as a bastard! Out in Seattle, it rains like bastard! Down in Texas, it’s muggy as a bastard! I gotta go.
Angela Toochie: Ant’ny, where you going?
Anthony: I’m done!
Angela Toochie: Alright, fine! Then let’s bringout our old friend Angelo, with a new segment we got, called “Beatin’ of the Week”.
James Barone: A’ight, here’s how it goes, Brooklyn. Angelo tells us who needs a beatin’ this week, you give him that beatin’, you win a awesome prize, alright! Angelo! Come on out, bro!
[ Angelo storms into the set, still yelling at someone outside the studio ]
Angelo: No, no, no – you suck my ass! [ sits next to James ] Morning there, James. Congratulations, Angela, lemme see that ring thing. [ Angela holds out her hand ] Oh, my God! Anthony told me that thing was bigger than a bastard!
James Barone: Alright, enough with the ring, now, come on – Angelo, who’s gettin’ a beatin’ this week, and why?
Angelo: I don’t know his name, but he works at a concession stand outside the aquarium. I think we got a picture of him.
[ picture shows an obese hot dog vendor, posed like he’s staring into oncoming headlights ]
James Barone: Oh, God!
Angela Toochie: Look at that mutt!
James Barone: Oh, now that guy needs a beatin’!
Angela Toochie: Now, what did this fat bastard do to serve his beatin?!
Angelo: I pull up to the aquarium, I’m in my brand-new Z-28 IROC, and this tub of lard goes up to me, “You know what IROC stands for?” I says, “No.” He says, “Italian Retard Out Cruisin'”.
Angela Toochie: He said that?!
Angelo: He said it to me!!
James Barone: Oh, my God, that guy deserves a beatin’!
Angela Toochie: Alright, Brooklyn, you keep your eye out for that hump! He’s your beatin’ of the week!
James Barone: Alright, that’s right! First person to put this stugatz in the hospital wins free sausage and peppers, courtesy of.. Pollianella & Sons Little Red House of Sausage & Peppers. And we got a special thanks goin’ out to St. Rita’s Hospital on Livonia Ave. for donatin’ the room and the IV for this week’s Beatin’ of the Week!
Angela Toochie: Alright, thanks, Angelo!
James Barone: Alright, now it’s time to go down to the street for today’s Trivia Question, with our rovin’ reporter Molly Fahey.
Angela Toochie: Talk to us, Molly!
Molly Fahey: Hi, guys!
James Barone: Hey, Molly, let me ask you something – I’ve been thinkin’, right? Fehey – that ain’t an Italian name, is it?
Molly Fahey: Mmm.. no, but it’s Catholic.
James Barone: A’ight, good enough. A’ight, Molly, do your stuff!
Molly Fahey: A’ight. [ approaches Hot Dog Vendor ] Uh.. excuse me, sir..
Hot Dog Vendor: Hi, how are ya?
Molly Fahey: Good. I’m Molly Fahey, from “Good Morning, Brooklyn!” and today’s Trivia Question-
James Barone: [ excited ] Oh, my God! Molly!
Angela Toochie: That’s the fat bastard!!
James Barone: Molly!! Oh, my god!!
Angela Toochie: That’s him!!
James Barone: Molly! Can you hear me?! That guy’s the Beatin’ of the Week!
Molly Fahey: [ excited ] No kidding! What’s the prize?!
Angela Toochie: Sausage and peppers at Pollianella’s!
Hot Dog Vendor: Good morning, Brooklyn! [ laughs ] How are ya! Hey, ya got some kinda question to ask me, or what?
Molly Fahey: Uh.. yeah, I do! [ gives Hot Dog Vendor the Beatin’ of the Week ] Bring on the sausage and peppers, James – I think I killed the fat bastard!
James Barone: You did beootyful, Molly – beootyful!
Angela Toochie: Yeah, congratulations! And, don’t worry, we’ll have that trivia question for ya’s tomorrow!
Molly Fahey: Alright, thanks, youse guys!
Angela and James: No! Fuggetaboutit!
Angela Toochie: Alright, that’s all the time we got!
James Barone: Join us tomorrow on “Good Morning, Brooklyn!” Mr. Meatball is stopping by, he’s gonna show us how to make Turkey Meatballs! And, by the way, Angela – okay, you win. I must say congratulations on your happiness.
Angela Toochie: Ah, shut up!
James Barone: You shut up!
Angela Toochie: No, you shut up!
[ cue up title card, fade to black ]
where can I watch this?! I love this sketch
“I’m done.”
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/good-morning-brooklyn/2860991
Thank you! That was the Sarah Jessica Parker episode – but I did follow the links on NBC’s website to see Courtney Cox’s episode sketches. Unfortunately, this particular Good Morning, Brooklyn script wasn’t available. Still great to see the old sketches, so thank you!
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