Courtney Cox’s Monologue
…..Courtney Cox
Bruce Springsteen…..Adam Sandler
Courtney Cox: Thank you! It’s great to be here hosting “Saturday Night Live”! I’m having a fantastic year, with my new show “Friends”. And, uh.. you know, everywhere I go, people are always asking me, “Are you guys really friends?” and, the truth is, uh.. not really. We all have slept together, but.. you know. Sometimes in just twos, and, you know, usually threes and fours, but..
Anyway, tonight’s a really special night for me. Ten years ago, someone gave me my first break by putting me in a music video! And.. that person just happens to be here tonight. Come on!
[ band breaks in with “Dancing From The Dark”, as Bruce Springsteen rises from the audience ]
Bruce Springsteen: [ singing a bit mumbly ]
“I get up in the evening
and I ain’t got nothing to say
I come home in the morning
I go to bed feeling the same way
I ain’t nothing but tired
Man I’m just tired and bored with myself
Hey there baby, I could use just a little help
You can’t start a fire
You can’t start a fire without a spark
This gun’s for hire
even if we’re just dancing in the dark..”
Courtney Cox: Anyway, that’s great! Thank you! We’ve got a great show tonight..
[ Springsteen continues to sing ]
Courtney Cox: Thank you.. There’s something happening somewhere..
[ Springsteen continues to sing ]
Courtney Cox: Bruce Springsteen, ladies and gentlemen!
[ Springsteen continues to sing ]
Courtney Cox: Okay, anyway, thank you, folks, we’ve got a great show..
[ Springsteen relentlessly continues to sing, hogging Cox’s limelight ]
Courtney Cox: We’ve got a great show tonight – Dave Matthews Band is here, and we’ll be right back! Stick around!
