Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 21: Episode 2
Gangsta Bitch Barbie
FADE IN:[ THE “MOTTEL” LOGO IN LOWER RIGHT CORNER ]
Announcer: Mottel Toys presents its new “street-life” division[ Two little girls are chatting on an urban street corner. ]
Announcer: Hey girls!
Announcer: Guess who’s representing in the 9-5?[ A ghetto Barbie in cornrows is placed in front of the camera. ]
Announcer: It’s Gangsta Bitch Barbie![ One of the girls mouths “Wow!” Both then start playing with the new Barbie. ]
Announcer: All the ladies in the house are saying “Oh Yeah!”[ The girls pound their fists up and down saying “Oh yeah! ]
Announcer: Barbie comes direct with Jolly Ranchers…[ A hand displays a doll backpack. The backpack dispenses a little pieceof paper and doll accessory cigarettes and Jolly Ranchers. ]
Announcer: A pack of Newports and a restraining order against 2 Pac Ken.[ A hand rolls out Ken dressed as a thug, driving a black Jeep. ]
Announcer: Oh yeah, Ken! He’s gotta be a roughneck!
Announcer: Hey Ken! Those pants are riding a little high… You sucka![ The little girl playing with Ken shows the THUG LIFE tattoo printed his torso. ]
Announcer: Don’t forget to puff up those boxers! Don’t even trip, Ken!Nobody wants to smell your stank-ass breath in their face, son![ The girl playing with Barbie uses the doll’s hand to slap Ken. ] [ GANGSTA BITCH BARBIE and 2 PAC KEN with JEEP STAGE DISPLAYED. ]
Announcer: Gangsta Bitch Barbie and 2 Pac Ken. Stupid toys for crazy-fun kids!!
“Gangsta Bitch Barbie!
She’s going to fall for you!”
Announcer: Street Life Toys. From Mottel.
Submitted by: Cody Downs