SNL Transcripts: Chevy Chase: 10/07/95: Fuzzy Memories


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  Season 21: Episode 2

95b: Chevy Chase / Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories

Fuzzy Memories

Jack Handey V/O: One time I was walking through the field behind our house, when this man jumped out and grabbed me. He was wearing a striped uniform and his ankles were chained together. He told me to get him some food, and some tools to get the chains off his legs. And if I didn’t, he would kill my whole family.

[ cut to young Jack sitting in front of the TV set, eating a popsicle ]

I wonder whatever happened to that guy.

Submitted by: Tony Dumont

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Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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