Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 21: Episode 2
95b: Chevy Chase / Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories
Fuzzy Memories
Jack Handey V/O: One time I was walking through the field behind our house, when this man jumped out and grabbed me. He was wearing a striped uniform and his ankles were chained together. He told me to get him some food, and some tools to get the chains off his legs. And if I didn’t, he would kill my whole family.
[ cut to young Jack sitting in front of the TV set, eating a popsicle ]I wonder whatever happened to that guy.
Submitted by: Tony Dumont
