SNL Transcripts: David Schwimmer: 10/21/95: Goodnights


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  Season 21: Episode 3

95c: David Schwimmer / Natalie Merchant


…..David Schwimmer

[ Cheri Oteri stands bashfully next to David Schwimmer, who’s holding a jar with a few dollar bills inside of it ]

David Schwimmer: So, uh.. Cheri made a little mistake earlier tonight. [ cast members laugh ] Cheri, you know the rules. [ turns the jar around to reveal it has “Swear Jar” written on it; Cheri drops a dollar into it ] Alright. [ Cheri covers her mouth and mimes zipping her lips ] Special thanks to Gary Coleman – Barry Williams – Jimmy Walker – Lisa Kudrow – Jennifer Aniston – and Natalie Merchant! [ places the Swear Jar on the floor ] Thanks, everyone! Good night!

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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