SNL Transcripts: Gabriel Byrne: 10/28/95


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 21: Episode 4

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


October 28th, 1995

Gabriel Byrne

Alanis Morrisette


Bill Bradley

Lamar Alexander

Colin Quinn

Cheryl Hardwick

Lorne Michaels

Chipper Jones

Chrissy Hynde

Mark Wohlers

Tom Glavine

Paula Pell
Halloween in New HampshireSummary: Republican Presidential hopefuls harass a suburban homeowner in New Hampshire on her doorstep on Halloween night.

Recurring Characters: Bob Dole, Phil Gramm, Bill Clinton, Ross Perot.



Gabriel Byrne’s MonologueSummary: As Gabriel Byrne explains that he won’t be mocked by the usual Irish stereotypes, a liquor bottle (Fred Wolf) and a potato (Colin Quinn) dance behind his back.

Marshall Power ToolsSummary: John Marshall, Jr. (David Koechner) and his family members make great use of their power tools, despite their lack of body parts.


Mary Katherine GallagherSummary: Excitable Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) auditions for school talent show.

Recurring Characters: Mary Katherine Gallagher.


Cooking With KeithSummary: A stoned Keith Richards (Gabriel Byrne) hosts a cooking show with a little help from a pair of bimbos.

Recurring Characters: Keith Richards.


Alanis Morissette performs “Hand In My Pocket”

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Phil Donahue (Darrell Hammond) finds that he’s easily overlooked thanks to Sally Jesse Raphael. Cheri Oteri acts immature with Molly Shannon, David Spade and Norm MacDonald during her editorial.

Recurring Characters: Phil Donahue.

Miracles of GeneticsSummary: A doctor (Gabriel Byrne) who specializes in genetics introduces prospective parents (Mark McKinney, Nancy Walls) to the aged clone (Darrell Hammond) of their unborn child.


Spade in AmericaSummary: David Spade delivers a taped report from the World Series.


Alanis Morissette performs “All I Really Want”Lyrics

Special LadiesSummary: Paying tribute to The Bridges of Madison County, romance author Robin Walker (Gabriel Byrne) reveals his preference for wooing much older ladies.


Rikers Island GuardSummary: Riker’s Island prison warden (Gabriel Byrne) dismisses a guard (Tim Meadows) with a fondness for being anally-raped by the inmates.



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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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