SNL Transcripts: Quentin Tarentino: 11/11/95



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  Season 21: Episode 5


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November 11th, 1995

Quentin Tarentino

Smashing Pumpkins

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Paula Pell

Robert Hegyes
White House KitchenSummary: President Clinton (Darrell Hammond) pigs out on food in the White Huose kitchen, orders pizza, and apologizes to his supporters over the phone.

Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton.

Montage

Quentin Tarentino’s MonologueSummary: Quentin Tarantino sings “I’m Gonna Blow You A Kiss In The Wind” to honor live television.

Bug-OffSummary: The roach motel that lets you torture roaches for a cheap thrill!

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Spartan CheerleadersSummary: High school losers Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) cheer for the Spartans even though they’re not part of the cheerleading squad.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.

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Clara Turley’s Bible ChallengeSummary: Schemer Stan Hooper (Norm MacDonald) lies to trusting Clara Turley (Nancy Walls) in order to win money on her bible quiz show.

Recurring Characters: Stan Hooper.

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Directors on DirectingSummary: Quentin Taratino admits to a talk show panel that he enjoys having sex with his lead actresses.

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Smashing Pumpkins performs “Bullet With Butterfly Wings”

Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Tall-haired Don King (Tim Meadows) won’t admit to his own wrongdoing. Fops Lucien (Mark McKinney) and Fagin (David Koechner) come out as huge Norm MacDonald fans.

Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagin.

Leg UpSummary: Debbie Reynolds (Cheri Oteri) and Ann Miller (Molly Shannon) have mistaken guest Quentin Taratino for a choreographer.

Recurring Characters: Debbie Reynolds, Ann Miller.

CampfireSummary: The massive fluids from crushed mosquitoes dominate a white trash campfire discussion.

Spade in AmericaSummary: David Spade introduces Robert Hegyes to Quentin Tarantino with the hopes of launching a film career for John Travolta’s former sitcom.

Smashing Pumpkins performs “Zero”

All Aboard!Summary: An elderly train engineer (Quentin Taratino) enjoys beating up anyone he considers to be a hobo.

Goodnights

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Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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