SNL Transcripts: Laura Leighton: 11/18/95


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  Season 21: Episode 6

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


November 18th, 1995

Laura Leighton



Paula Pell

Sam Waterston

Grant Show

Sean Penn
Air Force OneSummary: While President Clinton lives it up in First Class, Bob Dole (Norm MacDonald) and Newt Gingrich (Darrell Hammond) must settle for the third world conditions of flying Coach.

Recurring Characters: Bob Dole, Newt Gingrich.



Laura Leighton’s MonologueSummary: Laura Leighton’s biggest fans, Lucien (Mark McKinney) and Fagan (David Koechner), lavish their idol with flowers, reference favorite episodes, and present her with a portrait of themselves enjoying her performance on “Melrose Place”.

Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagan.


Old Glory InsuranceSummary: Sam Waterston endorses the insurance plan that protects elderly people against robot attacks.


The Fortune TellerSummary: A skeptical customer (Norm MacDonald) makes fun of a fortune teller (Laura Leighton) after she incorrectly states the name of his hometown.


Home For The HolidaysSummary: Time-Life videotape series catalogues a series of family fights over the Thanksgiving holidays.


What a Woman WantsSummary: Female hosts (Laura Leighton, Molly Shannon) have all the answers.

CydneySummary: In a nightmare dream sequence on “Melrose Place”, Sydney (Laura Leighton) is harrassed by annoying midgets during a perfume commercial shoot.


Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Norm MacDonald is twice the victim of a Howard Stern supporter posing as a serious commentator. Local resident Joe Blow (Colin Quinn) delivers neighborhood news items from his block.

Recurring Characters: Joe Blow.

Rancid performs “Roots Radical”

RobertaSummary: The presence of bland co-worker Roberta (Cheri Oteri) ruins a businesswoman’s (Laura Leighton) party.

Recurring Characters: Roberta.

Spade in AmericaSummary: Sean Penn agrees to an interview with David Spade as long as he can give the “SNL” star a tattoo.


Self-PunishmentSummary: Tommy (Jim Breuer) tortures himself for making mistakes at the office.


Rancid performs “Ruby Soho”

Git With YouSummary: Crossing paths on a stret corner, a homeboy (Tim Meadows) tells a businesswoman (Laura Leighton) that he wants to “git” with her.



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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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