Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 21: Episode 11
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:
January 20th, 1996
Alec Baldwin
Tori Amos
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NightlineSummary: Dissolution of Michael Jackson (Tim Meadows) marriage is a blow for Ted Koppel (Darrell Hammond).
Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel, Michael Jackson.
Montage
Alec Baldwin’s MonologueSummary: Fops Lucien (Mark McKinney) and Fagan (David Koechner) help Alec Baldwin express love for his wife Kim Basinger. following the birth of their first child.
Also Hosted: 89r, 90n, 92m, 93m, 94h, 96n, 98i, 00p, 01r, 03f, 05h, 95k, 06e.
Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagan.
Marshall Power ToolsSummary: John Marshall, Jr. (David Koechner) and his family members make great use of their power tools, despite their lack of body parts.
Note: Repeat from 10/28/95.
Spartan CheerleadersSummary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) provide unwelcomed cheers at a chess tournament.
Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.
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The Joe Pesci ShowSummary: Robert DeNiro (Alec Baldwin) helps Joe Pesci (Jim Breuer) assault celebrity guests Mel Gibson (Mark McKinney), Danny Glover (Tim Meadows) and Brad Pitt (David Spade).
Recurring Characters: Joe Pesci, Robert DeNiro.
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Literary TheatreSummary: Fops Lucien (David Koechner) and Fagin (Mark McKinney) present an adaptation of “Dense & Denisibility.”
Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagin.
Tori Amos performs “Caught A Lite Sneeze”
Bio: Tori Amos (1963-) re-introduced the piano as a rock instrument, with her haunting, semiconfessional piano ballads, influenced by the likes of Kate Bush and Joni Mitchell.
Lyrics
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Joe Blow (Colin Quinn) tries to establish a rapport with Norm MacDonald.
Recurring Characters: Joe Blow.
Buckwell’s FolliesSummary: Henry Buckwell (Alec Baldwin) embarasses himself while running for governor by shooting Lassie, cursing at a baby, and wiping his ass with the American flag and another baby.
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Fuzzy MemoriesSummary: Jack Handey recalls his days playing Pirate with his friends.
Accidentally Shot By HuntersSummary: People who resemble wild animals can’t seem to avoid being struck by a hunter’s (Will Ferrell) bullets.
Alec’s Belated Season’s Greetings
Summary: Alec Baldwin covers all his bases while recording belated video Christmas greetings.
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She
Summary: Shipmates (Alec Baldwin, Mark McKinney) use gender-identifiers for their seacraft, but not for their women.
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Tori Amos performs “Hey Jupiter”
Tales of Bill Brasky
Summary: Drunk businessmen (Will Ferrell, David Koechner, Mark McKinney, Alec Baldwin) praise the mythical man-beast named Bill Brasky.
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Goodnights
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