SNL Transcripts: Alec Baldwin: 01/20/96

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  Season 21: Episode 11

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January 20th, 1996

Alec Baldwin

Tori Amos

NightlineSummary: Dissolution of Michael Jackson (Tim Meadows) marriage is a blow for Ted Koppel (Darrell Hammond).

Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel, Michael Jackson.


Alec Baldwin’s MonologueSummary: Fops Lucien (Mark McKinney) and Fagan (David Koechner) help Alec Baldwin express love for his wife Kim Basinger. following the birth of their first child.

Also Hosted: 89r, 90n, 92m, 93m, 94h, 96n, 98i, 00p, 01r, 03f, 05h, 95k, 06e.

Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagan.

Marshall Power ToolsSummary: John Marshall, Jr. (David Koechner) and his family members make great use of their power tools, despite their lack of body parts.

Note: Repeat from 10/28/95.

Spartan CheerleadersSummary: Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) provide unwelcomed cheers at a chess tournament.

Recurring Characters: Craig, Arianna.


The Joe Pesci ShowSummary: Robert DeNiro (Alec Baldwin) helps Joe Pesci (Jim Breuer) assault celebrity guests Mel Gibson (Mark McKinney), Danny Glover (Tim Meadows) and Brad Pitt (David Spade).

Recurring Characters: Joe Pesci, Robert DeNiro.


Literary TheatreSummary: Fops Lucien (David Koechner) and Fagin (Mark McKinney) present an adaptation of “Dense & Denisibility.”

Recurring Characters: Lucien, Fagin.

Tori Amos performs “Caught A Lite Sneeze”Bio: Tori Amos (1963-) re-introduced the piano as a rock instrument, with her haunting, semiconfessional piano ballads, influenced by the likes of Kate Bush and Joni Mitchell.


Weekend Update with Norm MacDonaldSummary: Joe Blow (Colin Quinn) tries to establish a rapport with Norm MacDonald.

Recurring Characters: Joe Blow.

Buckwell’s FolliesSummary: Henry Buckwell (Alec Baldwin) embarasses himself while running for governor by shooting Lassie, cursing at a baby, and wiping his ass with the American flag and another baby.


Fuzzy MemoriesSummary: Jack Handey recalls his days playing Pirate with his friends.

Accidentally Shot By HuntersSummary: People who resemble wild animals can’t seem to avoid being struck by a hunter’s (Will Ferrell) bullets.

Alec’s Belated Season’s GreetingsSummary: Alec Baldwin covers all his bases while recording belated video Christmas greetings.


SheSummary: Shipmates (Alec Baldwin, Mark McKinney) use gender-identifiers for their seacraft, but not for their women.


Tori Amos performs “Hey Jupiter”

Tales of Bill BraskySummary: Drunk businessmen (Will Ferrell, David Koechner, Mark McKinney, Alec Baldwin) praise the mythical man-beast named Bill Brasky.



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